Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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