After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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