i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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