hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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