I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
