i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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