would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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