I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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