I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
We just shotgunned beers for America
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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