Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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