Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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