he puts the penis in happiness.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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