Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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