i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Panties = found
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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