My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
it's great music for shaving your balls
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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