After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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