So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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