So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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