My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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