North Korea, Best Korea!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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