Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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