There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
Randomize
