Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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