I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My feet surprised me
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
