i can't believe i had my finger in that
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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