Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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