well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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