ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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