Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Boobs are out for the taking
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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