I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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