Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Found your dick twin last night
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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