The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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