I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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