Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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