i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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