So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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