Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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