I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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