rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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