whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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