Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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