I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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