wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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