She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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