My brain says no but my pants say off.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
In America we eat man semen.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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