he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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