i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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