if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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