What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
