Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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