Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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